Moonfyre888

Hello my name is(name) and I vow to insert deity here to be the very best when I take the red pill to go into Narnia, to destroy skynet, I will fly serenity though the time vortex, using the power of friendship at maximum warp, although I cannot simply walk into mordor, I shall use the force with my adamantium claws and this awesome hat to defeat voldemort in his fortress of solitude, I shall take the golden compass to navigate to alagaesia and take the iron throne, only to find that they finally blew it up, so take the Astria Porta to hill valley where I will kill a xenomorph using a Series 4 De-Atomizer and as an occupational hazard, discov